May 2009 Archives

A fine example here of how not to endear yourdeslf to the boss when work's getting a bit much...

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A badly placed sign in The Forum shopping arcade in Chester...

A BINGO-playing pensioner has been banned from more than 100 Mecca halls across the country - because she organised trips to a rival bingo club.

When 76-year-old Rose Clemson organised three day trips for elderly friends to a Runcorn bingo hall, she thought nothing of having a change of scenery from her regular haunt, the Mecca bingo on Brook Street - opposite her St Oswald's flat, St Anne Street, Newtown.

But then Mecca sent a letter to Rose banning her from all of their clubs for breaching membership rules.

Always a source of comedy, footballers have been at it again...

Worried Daulat Irani kept her mum's body hidden in a freezer for 20 years because she was scared of an immigration inquiry.

Neighbour believe Mrs Irani, now 83, feared the authorities would discover her elderly mum had been living here illegally if she made her death public.

So instead of having a funeral, the body was wrapped up in a black bin bag and then put in a chest freezer in the garage.

I guess this is what happens if you've got too much time on your hands?

Boris Johnson narrowly escaped injury yesterday when a truck almost dragged a car in front of his bike.

The Mayor of London was one of a few cyclists pedalling along when the truck doors swung open and hooked on to a parked car, which lurched viciously across the road.

One witness said: "This great big truck just grabbed the car, spun it around and dragged it along. I've never seen anything like it. It could've been a catastrophe."

Mr Johnson said: "I am relieved no one was hurt."

The incident was captured on CCTV in Limehouse, East London, at 11am, showing the cyclists rounding a bend with the truck on the outside.

Rabbit and chips twice please, plenty of vinegar... Not something you thought you'd hear at the chippie but now they are flogging battered bunnies to help customers beat the credit crunch.

And sales of rabbit have also soared in butchers, because it is cheaper than most other meats.

Farmer's wife Nelly Trevelyan is behind the idea. She persuaded takeaways to try out the product and it's going down a storm.

I guess it does what it says on the tin...

I've just found this site - and am guessing it's probably been around for a while, so apologies to anyone who's seen it before.

Basically, it's for all those people who would rather pester you with a stupid question rather than looking up the answer for themselves with a popular search engine!

Now, next time they do that you will be able to send them a link which shows them how to ask the aforementioned inane question using Google. Simple...

http://letmegooglethatforyou.com