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And Finally... David Cameron being stalked by killer slime

By James Shepherd on Aug 12, 09 10:55 AM in News

David Cameron is being stalked by killer slime.

The Tory leader is on holiday in Brittany where hundreds of beaches are closed because of deadly sulphuric gas being given off by rotting seaweed.

A horse died and the rider was rushed to hospital after breathing in the fumes near Saint-Michel-en-Greve.

The location of Cam's hideaway in the North West French province is secret.

But it is a shore bet he will not be brushing up his green credentials on the beach.

2 Comments

Tory Fail said:

That's so lovely, Micheal Howard and Oliver Letwin decided to join him on his break.

Judi Hewitt said:

I've always felt that David Cameron was really slimy - now we have the proof with the beaches of Brittany covered in KILLER SLIME and David Cameron just happens to be there - HMM!

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