And Finally... German men are world's worst lovers (apparently)

They won the dubious title Hans down after being branded too SMELLY between the sheets.

But English blokes didn't rate much better - finishing next to bottom for being so lazy in the sack.

In a poll of 15,000 globe-trotting females the Welsh (too selfish) and Scots (too loud) also scored badly.

Spanish men were voted the best, followed by Brazilians and Italians in the 20-nation survey by global research site www.OnePoll.com.

A spokesman said: "Well-travelled women have named and shamed those who don't satisfy them when it comes to making love.

"The results are a real eye-opener - and it's clear that British lads really need to up their game."

TOP 10

1 Spain. 2 Brazil. 3 Italy. 4 France. 5 Ireland. 6 South Africa. 7 Australia. 8 New Zealand. 9 Denmark. 10 Canada.

BOTTOM 10

1 Germany (too smelly) 2 England (too lazy) 3 Sweden (too quick) 4 Holland (too dominating) 5 America (too rough) 6 Greece (too lovey-dovey) 7 Wales (too selfish) 8 Scotland (too loud) 9 Turkey (too sweaty) 10 Russia (too hairy)