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An online Street Fighter-style game has given Gillian Duffy, the woman who Gordon Brown called 'bigoted', a chance to get one over on the prime minister.

Children feel safer in the car when mum is driving, a study revealed yesterday.

A 45-year-old man thought it'd be a good idea to buy a motor cruiser and sail around Great Britain. However, due to the would-be-sailor's ineptitude, he ended up going around the Isle off Sheppey off Kent for 36 hours.

CHINESE and Turkish evangelical explorers believe they may have found Noah's Ark - 4,000m up a mountain in Turkey.

Grey squirrels, which originally came from America, are now so widespread throughout Britain that a scientific report has suggested granting them 'ecological citizenship'.

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A mail driver today described how he threw away a £100,000 winning scratchcard because he misunderstood the rules of the game.

And Finally... Town elects dead man to be mayor

By James Shepherd on Apr 20, 10 09:07 AM in News

What's that phrase I'm groping for... erm.... ah yes: "Only in America".......


A town has elected a dead man as its mayor.

A political party has launched its manifesto ahead of the General Election - and its transport policy includes a call for the introduction of floating bicycles, so people can cycle on rivers and canals to ease congestion.

And Finally... Butchers banned from using knives

By James Shepherd on Apr 15, 10 10:45 AM in News

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Butchers have been banned from deboning lamb joints - in case they cut themselves.

Swedish authorities became suspicious after a man fetched up at a hospital's A&E department in the early hours looking for a baby's bottle for a 'girl' that had just been born on a farm.

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