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A German appears to clamber stark naked into the boot of his car in a bizarre scene that has set the internet buzzing.
The man with no pants was captured by a roving camera helping to map the world for website Google Street View.
The baffling snap shows him climbing into a Mercedes at Mannheim, south-west Germany, while a dog sprawls on the driveway. One blogger kindly suggested he was simply wearing flesh-coloured shorts as he fixed a brake light.
But Google has removed the image to spare any further embarrasment.
Dressing a potato as Father Christmas and then blasting it up into space could have been a recipe for disaster.
It may have burnt to a crisp... or even boiled up on board the spacechip, Spudnik 2. But this incredible space mission, devised by a group of schoolchildren, was a g-astronomical success.
Crackpot Charles Bronson covered himself in butter while naked and took on 12 prison warders in his latest jail rage.
The 57-year-old flipped after growing more and more furious over his latest failed bid to be freed.
A police horse sat on football ace Dirk Kuyt's car last night and smashed his wing mirror.
The Liverpool star saw his motor damaged after parking near Anfield before his club's 3-1 win over Napoli.
It's one of the most iconic scenes in movie history - a 3D holographic image of rebel leader Princess Leia shimmers before an old Jedi knight and a young farmhand, telling them of an important mission they must undertake. Now such images may soon be a reality in the world beyond cinematic trickery, according to scientists.
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